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Jyuu's Post of Awesome, Cute and sometimes vaugely Disturbing!

Toys that Shouldn't Exist - Just looking at these toys will probably mentally scar you for life. (this ranks right up there with top ten cartoons YOU SHOULD NOT SHOW YOUR CHILDREN). This link right here leads to unintentional porn and thereby is probably :highly: NSFW.

The many hairstyles of Sephiroth - {picture link} I definitely have a favorite one, it's probably the one that everyone thinks it is because I am very predictable. (handlebars! :shot:)

The first AMV I ever watched. - For all of you that have not seen it, it is a truly masterful amv and probably will always remain one of my favorite amvs ever. I mean, combine Mindless Self Indulgence with Pokemon and you get WIN! every time.

Another favorite AMV - This is when you combine Card Captor Sakura's Touya Kinomoto and Mindless Self Indulgence. It's made of almost equal win. (Can you tell that I like this song?). This amv artist also did an equally good Yukito/Touya amv that is fairly strong. I'm very hard on AMVs and so it's very rare when I see one that is really awesome, but when I do, it gets immediately favorited. (damn AMVs aren't what they used to be)

For those of you who like the song on the AMVs but don't have it... here it is. Bitches love me cause they know that I can ROCK!

When it comes down to it, I am very hard on fan made videos. It's just how I am.

Gallery of Japanese Love Hotels. - Seriously, I do want to stay in one of those, I think I am especially coveting the HELLO KITTY BONDAGE ROOM. Hello Kitty? Bondage? Combine.. PROFIT?!

And now the section where I showcase icons that I think are pretty fucking marvelous!

- Made by perotine (livejournal). It's not funny really funny if you don't know what song it's being referred to, so if you're not quite certain then look up "Sailor Song" by the group Toybox. It makes much more sense when you listen to that.

- It sort of reminds me of the 'go away' icon I made for Shu, I think that Kain is ultimately the anti-stupid people person, I'm sure he jumps on stupid people.. as a matter of principle. -made by laicons (livejournal)-

- The Cecil/Kain shipper in me eats this all up. -Made by shanaqui (livejournal)-

- ANYONE WHO HAS PLAYED FFXII AT LENGTH WILL UNDERSTAND THIS ONE! -made by motorbike (livejournal)

I've of course enclosed credit if anyone wants at those icons, please please please credit if you like it as they are not my icons but other people's.. just other people's that I've found amusing.

Well time to wrap it up. Stay tuned next week for another fun amusing link-a-round.

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Those toys are disturbing in so many ways... o_o;;;

OH, SEPHY IN PONYTAILS IS FUCKING ADORABLE.

oh, love hotels, never ceasing to be awesome and yet simultaneously horrifying :')

Is it bad that I kinda want to go to Japan to stay in a love hotel? Also, I want my own vending machine of vibrators. I just don't know where I would hide it.

Oh no, if I go to Japan there are several things i want to do. Going to a maid cafe is one of them, where japanese schoolgirl maids will serve me parfaits. The second is a love hotel! (I think everyone should have a vending machine of vibrators.. maybe we can keep it in the living room and it'll be a conversation piece... and a test of friendship.. if people leave right after seeing that vending machine, then they probably aren't people we want to know)

YES! Vibrators in the living room. I thoroughly endorse that! I can almost predict which of the people who've been to our house would pass the test.

We should save for a trip to Japan, because honestly, a maid cafe sounds fun to me too.

You know they also have butler cafes, but I'm honestly not interested in butler cafes unless Neil and Sigurd are the ones in uniforms serving me parfaits. I definitely want to go to japan, because also an onsen would be awesome.. I would get naked for that!

Why does Japan have all the cool things? Like panty and vibrator vending machines?

Heh, I'm not sure I'd get naked for an onsen, though part of me definitely wants to go. I do agree that if you have to pick butlers or maids, I'm definitely down with the maids.

I don't know why Japan has those neat things. We should put a panty vending machine next to our vibrator vending machine and just say hello to hedonism.

Hehehe I'd get you naked for an onsen.. but only if it were a private one. >.> :shot: Okay done now. At any rate, we do have to go.. we can laugh at the fangirls on the bus for the yaoi tour, we'll point and laugh at them. It'll be fun.

I'm thinking that if we had those vending machines, Mary would never leave.. seriously. We might be able to make money off of her.

You know, if it were a private onsen, that would totally be fine.

I think you are right, not only could we make money from vibrator and panty sales, we could charge her rent for time spent in the house, right?

A trip to Japan really is in order, I think.

Granted we'll sort of have to explain the vending machine to the officials on the plane.. we'll have to think about it before we go so that we can be all smooth when we say that we wanted it as a 'little' memento of Japan. And oh boy, rent! Yeah, that'll work. Poor Mary won't even know what HIT her.. probably a panty.. to her faec.

They will probably make us buy a seat on the plane for the vending maching. -_- But you know, if she were hit by a panty to the face I doubt she would complain, and it's the lack of ability to complain that makes the whole scheme work.

Panty machine -> ?? -> Profit

It's a simple scheme really.

It once again proves that panties have WONDEROUS MAGICAL POWERS!.

OH IMAGINE HOW THE PEOPLE ON THE PLANE WOULD STARE AT US AND OUR PANTY MACHINE! It's genius really! And we can be cooler then they because we have a machine filled with panties AND THEY DO NOT!

You are right! Panties are the miracle that could surely solve the world's problems!

We could look back at all those people and feel superior, for our panty machine would be cooler then anything they had ever had in their lives. I hope there are lacy panties in the machine. Those are the best kind.

There shall be all kinds of panties.. because they are awesome, there will also be silk and then the standard cotton bikini panties.. all sorts of panties that japanese girls wear, because I'm sure it must certainly be like how it is in animu. We'll have to send back to Japan for refills though I would expect.

Yeah, but hey, the refills will be worth it, and we can probably mark up the price on the vending machine for the panties, because hey, where else are they going to find such a thing?

Certainly no where here. Oh the money we could charge. :rubs hands together: Though we might have to forbid Todd from touching the sacred panties.

No kidding. We can be panty nazis and decide who gets panties and who doesn't.

I ♥ the entite icon. Just sayin'. :D

Awww, the one of Kain and Cecil makes me miss my icon of Citan grabbing Fei's butt. ~~That was my favourite bit of the game~~

Oh, Japan. I guess that some of those rooms cater to quite common fantasies but is there really that much of a demand for Hello Kitty themed S&M? Actually, don't answer that, there probably is. The potty training one disturbs me too. D:

XD Hello Kitty Bondage Room... oh man. This whole post is win. <3

That is exactly what caught my attention as well! What I wouldn't give honestly to stay in that room. Oh yes and the sex toy vending machine... (just put a panty vending machine in there and I may not leave that place for days *in spite of the occasional forays for foodage*