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May 29th, 2009

jyuukoi: soylent @ IJ (my own work) (Black Jack - An old fairytale told)
Friday, May 29th, 2009 07:17 am
Okay here's the scenario.

Dr. Black Jack is in Austrailia and he happens upon some wierd ass disease that Osamu Tezuka made up. This household was killed by this disease. before he could do expiriments to figure out the strain of it, a plane runs into the house and burns ALL the evidence.

But that's not the cool part.

He's out there in the hot austrailian desert. He has no gas and he starts to develop the spots that he saw on the dead people in the farmhouse. He takes samples of his blood and of course he has a do-it-yourself labwork kit in his doctor's bag so he finds out that he has a tapeworm of sorts.

He decides to randomly OPERATE ON HIMSELF. I am not kidding, he lays himself down, applies some local anesthetic and then he goes to town with his scalpel, I mean he CUTS HIS ABDOMEN AND STARTS TO POKE AROUND. But but wait, no.. that's not the best part. (even though you would THINK it was)

A bunch of rabid dingos smell his blood and comes running. What does he do? What any normal doctor operating in the desert would do, he fights them off in between incisions. I AM NOT KIDDING.. HE GOES KUNG-FU SCALPEL ON THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY IN THE MOST GAR SCENE EVER.. HE MAKES KAMINA LOOK LIKE A CRUMPET EATING TEA DRESS WEARING PUSSY.

My panties are wet.